Sherlock’s internal monologue - John look at me i’m being naughty. Please John look at me i’m being extra naughty. John please look at me i’m being reaaaallly bloody naughty. John. John, please look at me i’m rubbish at hiding my naughty things. John, i can’t be more obvious. John. You little shit John, you little shit.
^ this is so true. and it’s fucking adorable.
The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end… Well, that’s what I thought.
Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean