fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"
"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"
"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"
"The finale provided closure and—"
(This bit of dialogue is so important)
taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…
y’all got sources or nah
She said this during a radio interview yesterday or very recently, and I quote: “She’s cute for a Black baby… I don’t mean black baby’s aren’t cute I just mean she’s one of the cuter ones.”
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing